I don't know man, I just love food



friendly reminder that giving smokers shit is the same as fat shaming (◡‿◡✿)

friendly reminder that second-hand smoking damages the people around you by making them inhale carbon monoxide and carcinogenic chemical compounds linked to diseases such as lung cancer and childhood leukaemia and can cause pregnant women to lose their baby whereas second-hand eating isn’t even a thing (◡‿◡✿)

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finding money in your pocket that u forgot about


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my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag

is it fandom???

is it feminist rants???

is it food???

who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in there

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Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 


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500 days of summer gave me unrealistic expectations of how long summer would be

So did the Phineas and Ferb theme song.

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all i want is attention but only from certain people

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i want to be just like groot: cute and harmless looking but a complete fucking scary ass rage machine if you piss me off or fuck with my friends

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I think smoking around non-smokers is the most selfish thing okay I don’t deserve to die early because of your life choices. Also not really sorry if anyone is offended by this because I’m offended that I have trouble breathing because of you.

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Make me choose between:

Song: ___________ or ___________

Band: ___________ or ___________

Actor: ___________ or ___________

Actress: ___________ or ___________

Singer: ___________ or ___________

Movie: ___________ or ___________

Episode: ___________ or ___________

Book: ___________ or ___________

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