I don't know man, I just love food
"Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh"Art thieves in a bank robbery (via bethearts)

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pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

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sexybritishllama:

sexybritishllama:

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

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Curious that we spend more time congregating people who succeeded than encouraging people who have not!!!

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supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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jmarietee:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Well this was just beautiful

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slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

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